Why I like them/why I don’t I love that he tries to be realistic but then does something completely asinine like design a jet or train to be a Blue Eyes like… that serves no functionality whatsoever and yet he took time to make it work.
What I like about their appearance I love his trenchcoats and how Mokuba is always by his side allowing him to walk more confidently because his biggest support and possibly greatest fan is always right there.
Do I prefer their dub names or original names? It’s still Seto Kaiba so… ??
OTP Dangershipping! Everything with Marik is better~
NOTP Prideshipping. (Which is kinda like watching the DSOD and being like Ughhhhhhhh- I know you are there but no thank you. I respect you but no. Go back to Ryou and Yugi.)
OT3
Kintsugishipping (Seto x Marik X Seth)
Favourite card they use
Peten the Dark Clown (You’d think Blue Eyes but did Blue Eyes stab Yami? No.)
Favourite moment they were in So many good ones… But tossing Mokuba as an explosion followed him from behind. Wrecking poor Tristan’s crotch in the process and bowling nerds over. STRIKE. Perfect score for Seto Kaiba)
Least favourite moment Can I just say DSOD where he unlearned everything and just straight up abandoned Mokuba like the kid meant nothing to chase after some dead guy he held unreasonable fondness/hatred towards? Like all of that nonsense is more Season Zero, which I love, but he unlearned everything! Poor Mokuba… If Seto didn’t come back alive he better be regreting that bullshit in hell or whatever for that damn dumbass decision.
Would I fuck, marry or kill them As if Kaiba has the time for these things? If anyone kills that nerd it’s going to be himself either by trying to get to pharaoh (unhealthy dude, let that shit go) or from just pure exhaustion and overworking himself. (Unhealthy but I respect this one WAY more then chasing some guy you know is dead.)
Note: Don’t really ship them with Zorc. Just as a silly fun joke in my shorts. But if you wanna find the tags for the recent ones and future ones, here’s the one I’ll be using. I don’t know who came up with Laddershipping, but here are my takes on the others.
Laddershipping– Bakura x Zorc (Named because Bakura can’t really think of a better way to get up to Zorc and tries hours to find the perfect ladder size.)
Elevatorshipping– Y.Marik x Zorc (Named because Y.Marik is the thirstiest one of them all and wants to get up there as quick as possible. So he uses an elevator to get there.
Escalatorshipping– Marik x Zorc (Named because Marik likes to play the slow-game and is a big tease. So he uses the slowest way possible without doing any work. So an escalator.)
Poleshipping– Ryou x Zorc (Named because…Ryou likes to put on a big show? He doesn’t need to go up. He lures Zorc to HIM. He’s a tricky one. Plus, a faster way down if he needs to leave quick)
Why I like them/why I don’t Ryou- He is a sweet little nerd who is into creepy shit. Very relatable. Akefia- Tiny muscular guy that puns and seeks out justice for his destroyed home. I dig that. Bakura- Extreme procrastionater that cackles at the stupid shit. ❤
What I like about their appearance Ryou- His taste in fashion is either awful of plain as fuck and I love it. Akefia- Dig the scar and how he just spits up blood when punched in the face like no big deal. Bakura- He makes Ryou’s cute little form look deadly.
Do I prefer their dub names or original names? They kinda all stayed the same in both or never got a name. *stares intently at both Akefia and Bakura*
OTP Ryou- Deathshipping. Akefia- Sickleshipping. Bakura- Psychoshipping. (Was this not a given?)
OT3 Can I just up it to an OT4 and have them all with Marik?
Favourite card they use Ryou- Change of Heart. Akefia- Uh… Didn’t exactly use cards. Bakura- Dark Nercofear.
Favourite moment they were in Ryou- Sitting on the floor of the KC blimp and stuffing his sweet face with food. Akefia- Getting punched in the face by Tristan and calling him out for it. (Or when at the tarvern and just stuffing his face too) Bakura- The entire duel with Marik because heavily implied Psychoshipping~
Least favourite moment Ryou- Him briefly getting any time bacause it was really just a scene for Bakura. Akefia- Watching him cry/in fear as his village was destroyed and slaughtered. Bakura- Taking the fall for Ryou. Yami/Yugi wouldn’t of allowed it- you could have won you idiot. (On the flip side- was sweetish of him to do that despite knowing they wouldn’t kill Ryou)
Would I fuck, marry or kill them Ryou- Yes, yes, no. Akefia- Yes, yes, no. Bakura- Yes, yes, no.
people wanna draw or write bakura being all sexy and suave when hes getting fucked but lets be real he makes this exact fucking face every time
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Bless you @thepoisonking and your damn tags For now I have the odd idea of Bakura putting a card in Marik’s mouth when they do the do and warning him that if there are any teeth marks in it, he’s going to punish him for it.
I am Terra 