Yugi takes Ancient Egyptian history for an easy ‘A’ in college and then fails because the class is wrong about everything
Yugi: An F? But I know everything is right-“
Professor: Mr Moto your sources just say “Atem.” You can’t use your boyfriend as a source for your paper
How the heck would it be right when Atem had zero memories of any if that. No wonder he fucking failed.
Course you said collage but even so Atem was only around for like… 13 years and this missed all the rest of ancient Egypt. Also he was forgotten from the world so… Nothing he knew would even be on a test.
Why I like them/why I don’t I love that he tries to be realistic but then does something completely asinine like design a jet or train to be a Blue Eyes like… that serves no functionality whatsoever and yet he took time to make it work.
What I like about their appearance I love his trenchcoats and how Mokuba is always by his side allowing him to walk more confidently because his biggest support and possibly greatest fan is always right there.
Do I prefer their dub names or original names? It’s still Seto Kaiba so… ??
OTP Dangershipping! Everything with Marik is better~
NOTP Prideshipping. (Which is kinda like watching the DSOD and being like Ughhhhhhhh- I know you are there but no thank you. I respect you but no. Go back to Ryou and Yugi.)
OT3
Kintsugishipping (Seto x Marik X Seth)
Favourite card they use
Peten the Dark Clown (You’d think Blue Eyes but did Blue Eyes stab Yami? No.)
Favourite moment they were in So many good ones… But tossing Mokuba as an explosion followed him from behind. Wrecking poor Tristan’s crotch in the process and bowling nerds over. STRIKE. Perfect score for Seto Kaiba)
Least favourite moment Can I just say DSOD where he unlearned everything and just straight up abandoned Mokuba like the kid meant nothing to chase after some dead guy he held unreasonable fondness/hatred towards? Like all of that nonsense is more Season Zero, which I love, but he unlearned everything! Poor Mokuba… If Seto didn’t come back alive he better be regreting that bullshit in hell or whatever for that damn dumbass decision.
Would I fuck, marry or kill them As if Kaiba has the time for these things? If anyone kills that nerd it’s going to be himself either by trying to get to pharaoh (unhealthy dude, let that shit go) or from just pure exhaustion and overworking himself. (Unhealthy but I respect this one WAY more then chasing some guy you know is dead.)
Note: Don’t really ship them with Zorc. Just as a silly fun joke in my shorts. But if you wanna find the tags for the recent ones and future ones, here’s the one I’ll be using. I don’t know who came up with Laddershipping, but here are my takes on the others.
Laddershipping– Bakura x Zorc (Named because Bakura can’t really think of a better way to get up to Zorc and tries hours to find the perfect ladder size.)
Elevatorshipping– Y.Marik x Zorc (Named because Y.Marik is the thirstiest one of them all and wants to get up there as quick as possible. So he uses an elevator to get there.
Escalatorshipping– Marik x Zorc (Named because Marik likes to play the slow-game and is a big tease. So he uses the slowest way possible without doing any work. So an escalator.)
Poleshipping– Ryou x Zorc (Named because…Ryou likes to put on a big show? He doesn’t need to go up. He lures Zorc to HIM. He’s a tricky one. Plus, a faster way down if he needs to leave quick)
I am Terra 