Tag: -snort-

wicked-apparition:

justbakura:

Concept: Marik, being a teenager of the same age as Yugi and co, was given one of the porn tapes as a sign of friendship right before he went back to Egypt after Battle City.

Discuss.

Malik, not being told much other then it is a ‘risky’ sort of flick by Joey, asks Rishid to get him a VCR to play said tape.

He and Rishid start watching it together and wonder why the acting is so terrible only for Ishizu to join them in the living room a minute or two before the characters in the tape start getting naked. She is the first to realize it is a porn and starts freaking out on her bothers for watching such filth in the living room of all places. Ishizu demands they turn it off and get rid of the tape after asking who gave it to them only to go for the phone and give Joey Wheeler a piece of her mind.

Rishid says he’ll get rid of it- keeps it instead to watch quietly in his room.

Malik is disappointed because he wanted to do the same and thinks it is lost. Ends up finding out the internet has porn. His computer is nothing but virus riddled by the end of that night.

millieyre:

AU Scrap: Connections [ x ]

I need to practice drawing old men…OTL

Malik having to actually admit that someone is better than him because Seto whoops him all the time delights me. Just imagine Malik staying up at night for weeks thinking about how he was beat then one day just realizing he kind of likes Seto after quietly and bitterly ranting to himself in bed. 

As for Gozoburo and Amen- YES! My gods yes, I always loved the idea/thought of them just having dinner meetings and Amen trying to hook up Ishizu with Seto. 

“Your boy is top of his class and my girl, well, she is the elite in hers. She may be a tad older but she will make Seto a fine and proper wife.”

unpretty:

i feel like wonder woman could get away with throwing batman over her shoulder to carry him away exactly once, just because she would have the element of surprise. batman prepares for everything but there are limits. if you were batman would you ever in a million years expect a woman who is two inches shorter than you in one-inch heels to just pick you up and leave like she’s carrying a bag of sand to build a wall. like you are the victim of a cartoon caveman from the fifties. i postulate that you would not. maybe in her arms like a lumberjack’s bride, but a fireman’s carry? while he is not only conscious, but entirely capable of moving under his own power? this is the one scenario that batman never prepared for and he suffers the consequences. she could never get away with it again and so she doesn’t even try but from that moment on the possibility is always in the back of his mind. he is on alert. he wants her to try again so he can prove it won’t work this time. she never gives him the satisfaction. he can never explain to anyone how he is suffering. no one will understand. he stands on a rooftop in the rain and broods.