Friendly reminder:

very-merry-sioux:

zombiekaiba:

synnefo-nefeli:

Seto Kaiba is younger than Yuugi Mutoh by four months.

That is all!

Seein lots of tags and comments on this post to the tune of “that can’t possibly be right” or “wait I thought he was 18 during Battle City” or “I’m glad the anime aged him up then,” so friendly reminder that Seto Kaiba is an underage kid at every single point in the main DM storyline, in every single continuity (except the 4Kids dub, but even then it’s not clear if they actually meant to age him up or if they just added a throwaway line without thinking about the math)

He just really wants to be perceived as an adult, and if you bought it then he has successfully Bamboozled you

Friendly reminder that he was classmates with Yuugi in the manga and anime, so it’s kinda implied they’re around the same age.

Okay but if there is ever a time for a ‘they are all good friends’ kind of fanon AU story then please…  please have them at a lunchroom table and realize that they are all basically a few months older than Seto and suddenly all start calling him the baby of the group. Because this is what friends do.

Yugi: Do you guys want to hang out after school at my place?
Seto: I guess. I mean you do owe me a rematch and-
Joey: Won’t dat be past ya curfew?
Seto: What? No??
Tristan: That’s right! Maybe one of us should walk the baby home after school. Make sure he get’s there safe.
Seto: I’m not a baby! We’re the same age!
Joey: Aww- he thinks he’s a grown up!
Anzu: Guys, let up.
Seto: Thank you.
Anzu: After all, children need respect too.
Seto: UGHH

Seto x Siegfried x Marik

This was going to blow up right back into his face. Seto Kaiba was certain of it but even so he sat on the edge of his bed in nervous anticipation. Knuckles turning white from grasping at his pant legs. How much longer would they keep him waiting?

“Calm,” he urged himself quietly. A near whistle of breath as he attempted to steady his nerves where pricey scotch should have already done.

“Ready?” rang a familiar voice. Marik himself peeked through the door.

“I hope so.” Kaiba scolded himself mentally. He hoped so? Hope was a pointless thing but even so…. It was becoming more common since he became involved with Marik.

“Good~” the door closed again and resulted in hushed talking behind it.

What were they doing in there?

The door opened wide as out stepped Marik and Siegfried. Marik wearing nothing but a smile while the man at his side looked far more nervous and was in nothing more than a loose dress shirt, Marik’s by the look of it.

“Ready for a good time?” the Egyptian purred. His hand holding onto the German’s.

Jealousy was absent this time. Seeing his love holding Siegfried’s hand sent no pings of envy like it once had and it had been nearly a lifetime since he seen Siegfried so shy.

“Are you alright?” Seto asked only to watch Marik pull the other further out of the bathroom. “We don’t have to do this of you don’t want,” Seto offered.

“I-” the rest of what the German said went on mumbled as he looked down then away like he just realized what he was wearing and had left the house and accidently locked himself outside.

“He’s nervous,” Marik replied stroking Siegfried’s covered arm gently.

It looked like more then just nerves. Siegfried had always been vain and thus proud, carrying himself with the utmost confidence but now he seemed almost ashamed.

Scars. That was it wasn’t it? Siegfried was ashamed of the damages his father had left him with.

“Look at you. You both Look incredible,” Seto managed to find his voice and a new sense of calm.

Aquas looking up in surprise before tipping thanks to Marik groping the other’s ass firmly and without warning.

“See. He thinks you are just as attractive as I do.”

“Ishtar,” Siegfried whined, a pale hand swatting the offending one away.

“Behave?” Marik snorted. “We’re about to have a threesome and you want me to behave?” The words alone making the situation feel more dream like as well as double to bring color to both CEOs faces. “Unless I read the situation all wrong?” Gods he hoped not or he was dramatically underdressed and had told Siegfried some very dirty things he should appologize for.

“I’m still for it,” Seto replied. For some reason seeing someone else in the same situation being nervous had allowed his natural calm to take over.

“I uh, I- I, yeah.” Siegfried said with a weak smile.

“Oh thank Ra,” Marik murmured before kneeling down in front of Seto who, for the most part, was still dressed. His blazer discarded somewhere and the loosened tie but everything else still in tact.

Dark hands taking place on both thighs and making warm, large, soothing circles before forsaking it all to deal with the belt.

A silver KC logo gleaming up at him but soon it was home and the belt itself tossed aside. Pants unbuttoned and he learned down rubbing his face into the clothed crotch.

Seto moaning in want while Siegfried turned nearly as red as a rose from just watching.

More. More!

Seto raised a hand and motioned for the other CEO to get closer. Timidly Siegfried stepped closer only to have his shirtfront yanked on and himself soon liplocked.

Marik unzipping the slacks slowly more so to tease himself as the others were clearly preoccupied. There he found the treasure he seaked unburried. No other fabric in his way and he decided to let the package out. Hands dipping down inside to tease around sensitve area.

bonbonillustrations:

What if Seto was the creator of Duel Monsters who wanted to use the Millennium Items to revive his dead little brother and kidnapped Pegasus’ wife in the process?

Interesting idea but I thought it was going to be him trying to revive his dead parents as that would be a childish hope and would allow for Mokuba to still want to help Seto with this endeavour and maybe help him see the error in it later after talking with Yugi and company.

The paintings discovered by Anzu, Tristan, and Ryou being all the ones covered up of the late Gorozaburo and trying to piece out that Seto’s adopted father was scum and his hopes of giving him and Mokuba the family they do deserve a more understandably heartbreaking touch when they have to use Mokuba to get through to Seto.

…then Bakura comes in later for the eye.

Does he end up killing Seto for it, leaving Mokuba all alone? Or does he somehow live and Roland is carrying him off for a hospital? Does Mokuba feel betrayed? Surely whatever happened was caught on tape but then again millennium items are great with messing with tech…