Why I like them/why I don’t I love that he tries to be realistic but then does something completely asinine like design a jet or train to be a Blue Eyes like… that serves no functionality whatsoever and yet he took time to make it work.
What I like about their appearance I love his trenchcoats and how Mokuba is always by his side allowing him to walk more confidently because his biggest support and possibly greatest fan is always right there.
Do I prefer their dub names or original names? It’s still Seto Kaiba so… ??
OTP Dangershipping! Everything with Marik is better~
NOTP Prideshipping. (Which is kinda like watching the DSOD and being like Ughhhhhhhh- I know you are there but no thank you. I respect you but no. Go back to Ryou and Yugi.)
OT3
Kintsugishipping (Seto x Marik X Seth)
Favourite card they use
Peten the Dark Clown (You’d think Blue Eyes but did Blue Eyes stab Yami? No.)
Favourite moment they were in So many good ones… But tossing Mokuba as an explosion followed him from behind. Wrecking poor Tristan’s crotch in the process and bowling nerds over. STRIKE. Perfect score for Seto Kaiba)
Least favourite moment Can I just say DSOD where he unlearned everything and just straight up abandoned Mokuba like the kid meant nothing to chase after some dead guy he held unreasonable fondness/hatred towards? Like all of that nonsense is more Season Zero, which I love, but he unlearned everything! Poor Mokuba… If Seto didn’t come back alive he better be regreting that bullshit in hell or whatever for that damn dumbass decision.
Would I fuck, marry or kill them As if Kaiba has the time for these things? If anyone kills that nerd it’s going to be himself either by trying to get to pharaoh (unhealthy dude, let that shit go) or from just pure exhaustion and overworking himself. (Unhealthy but I respect this one WAY more then chasing some guy you know is dead.)
joey shouting “this bitch empty!! YEET” as he fucking chucks seto kaiba off the battle city blimp
Joey attempts this only for Seto to dodge him (as he’s proven he can do) and in turn tosses Wheeler off the blimp instead, managing to catch him last second and look over the safety railing into Joey’s eyes and says the following.
I will never, not ever, stop making fun of Kaiba’s mullet spike
terrible teenage fashion sense at his finest
you could kill a man with that
and maybe that’s the intention
but you know he looked in the mirror this morning and thought “studded shoulder pads… skin-tight turtleneck… metal bracers… and enough hair gel to drown a small animal. perfect. this is perfect.”
I still believe he grew his hair out in back as a sort of “Fuck you!” to his abusive step father, proving he could run a business better and have long hair. That being said he usually does hide it in his trenchcoat shortly after this because the media would lose their freakin minds if they saw it and he rather avoid it then take the time away from inventing to sue them all and ruin their lives in turn.
I am Terra 