I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good
but
I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line
Attention, followers: you now know how to write “nice ass” in hieroglyphics.
all i ever wanted out of life tbh
@thatlittleegyptologist Can you confirm this is true? :p
It’s absolutely true!
Reblogging because this is very important knowledge for anyone interested in Ancient Egypt
how beautiful on the mountains/ are the buttocks of those/who bring good news
I am Terra 