meanwhile it’s the rents that got all the nicknames

berseker:

shakespork:

kaardalaa:

@ people who write fic of siblings: we don’t constantly call each other “big sis” or “little brother” stop doing that

list of things i have called my little brother:

nerd lord

bitchass

bruh

my lad

boyo

bro bro

10 thousand variations of his name

list of things i have never in my life said to my little brother:

little brother

his actual name

No but srsly the ten thousand variations of the name is A THING

…I call my brother lil bro all the time. That or his name.
Admittidly saying his name feels weird so I mostly just call him lil bro unless talking with my parentals.