junkratseyebrows:

When people ask Roadhog if he trusts Junkrat, sometimes he’ll tell them that he trusts his partner as far as he can throw him

People tend to think that implies Roadhog doesn’t trust him at all

Little do they know, Roadhog can hurl Junkrat like a fucking javelin, throwing him great distances should he choose to do so.

Junkrat makes a new friend

trixbutt:

ppgaming:

puffeyes:

trixbutt:

-Returns to Overwatch Main menu screen
– Junkrat appears and laughs

My 3 yr old Sister: “Is that you?”

Me: “No that’s junkrat.”

Sister: “His hair is on fire.”

Me: “Yup.” 

Sister: “ Does it hurt him? Is he otay?”

Me: “No it doesn’t hurt, He’s ok it happens.”

Sister: “What is that? Is he a turtle?” 

Me: “No that’s his tire he uses it to blow people up.”

Sister:  “ I like him, he’s my friend. Can you take my picture with him?”

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゚+。:.゚ヽ(*´∀`)ノ゚.:。+゚

I think we all know how this story goes…

Oh my freakin god I spit out my drink I’m laughing so hard!

Junkrat makes a new friend

puffeyes:

trixbutt:

-Returns to Overwatch Main menu screen
– Junkrat appears and laughs

My 3 yr old Sister: “Is that you?”

Me: “No that’s junkrat.”

Sister: “His hair is on fire.”

Me: “Yup.” 

Sister: “ Does it hurt him? Is he otay?”

Me: “No it doesn’t hurt, He’s ok it happens.”

Sister: “What is that? Is he a turtle?” 

Me: “No that’s his tire he uses it to blow people up.”

Sister:  “ I like him, he’s my friend. Can you take my picture with him?”

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゚+。:.゚ヽ(*´∀`)ノ゚.:。+゚

pigdemonart:

Retirement: Part 1
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Remember when I was talking about old smelly retired junkers? ..Yeah. So here’s the first “episode” of Retirement, also known as Washed Up and Flaccid.

This is twenty years after canon timeline. Road and Rat have to put an end to their shenanigans due to health issues and settled for a relatively ‘calmer’ life. But some things never really change.

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