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Relationship status: Taken. ❤

Favorite colour: So many still. I love so many colors but this time let’s say dark grey and purple.

Lipstick or chapstick: Chapstick for sure.

Three favourite foods: Um… so many foods. Let’s go with candied sweet potatoes, steak, and cheesy rice.

Last song I listened to: Unfortunately it’s been Christmas songs that have been playing overhead at work all day. I think it was Santa Baby when I finally got to leave.

Last movie I watched: Justice League (I think)

Book(s) I’m currently reading: Alex Rider: Stormbreaker and Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident. (Re-reading both.)

Top 3 shows: Let’s do something different and list the three shows I’ve been watching lately. Criminal Minds, NCIS, and DuckTales.

Top 3 bands: Disturbed, Korn, and Blue October.

Tagging: Whoever is bored.

I just got something in the mail from my Health Insurance peeps and it’s all tips and whatnot about when expecting babies.

Immediate reactions
1. Laughter.
2. Tosses it out.
3. “…I know I am a trans man who hasn’t been laid in like 6 years but what do they know that I don’t about myself?”
4. Knows there is not a chance in this world that I am somehow pregnant but still WTFing like a spaz because WHAT IF.
5. Snorts because I am clearly over thinking the impossible.
6. Posts about it.

So… A crack AU where Dartz and Siegfried meet to plot against Seto…. *ponders*

owlteria:

iamterra:

owlteria:

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“Hatred…sadness…despair…it is possible to remove these things from your heart.”

Sounds like a plan, anon! Sometimes I’m a sucker for crack AU’s. Let Dartz have Siegfried’s sweet fabulous flavored soul! *throws orichalcos stones at him*

I wasn’t expecting art. I was honestly expecting you to laugh at the idea but I love it XD

Ugh- give me all the heartache Axisshipping can muster by throwing in Dartz to make it more painful. <3<3<3

Noo don’t be shy and hide from zhe owl as anon 8D Zhere’s no need for it~ tbh I was indeed laughing at it because I like the idea. XD

Anon is safer for a villain like myself. I also get kind of embarrassed with crackships.
Gods though, wanna see Dartz send Siegfried out to duel Seto or even straight up try to make him murder Kaiba. But even that is just because it’d be delicious for Seto to realize something is /very/ wrong and try to reach Siegfried by reminding him of their good times as well as some of that bad. Just finish it off with something like “-Despite all that and how irrationally irritating you can be, I never thought I’d see you like this. Is this really how you want to end things between us?”

Kind of want to write a crack AU the focuses on Marik being a chibi who lives in Seto Kaiba’s office and gets into all kind of trouble and try as he might, Seto just can not get rid of him.

I love the concept of it and it’s been on my brain for… what, a week now? 
Admittedly I really love chibis and I feel like Seto would be the most entertaining to have interact with such a thing.

But picture it!
Seto just exhausted but refusing to call it a night just yet when he sees something move out of the corner of his eye. Nothing too special since he works himself into the ground and sees odd things he knows can’t be there all the time. He’s fine.
Then he hears a crash and sees something broken on the floor and something out of place. He doesn’t own a succulent plant and even if he did, none are colored like that. So he goes to get up when it starts moving and isn’t at all sure how he is supposed to fell about that.
Then chaos breaks out.
Panic follows because a person that small can’t be real! He has to be hallucinating! 

There is a lot more with it but I feel like no one is really interested in it but my dorky self. Gah! >///<