Sitting outside on a bench and relaxing is great. But sitting on a bench carved to look like a fierce dragon is awesome! Estonian artist Igor Loskutov carved this fantastic dragon bench using a chainsaw. Currently based in Bad Dürrheim, Germany, Loskutov made the bench for a local butcher shop.
I hate romance stories between dragon and a human and the dragon turns into a human for sexy stuff or romantic stuff. Like. No. Change back. Why the fuck you romancing a dragon if you only wanna bang it as a human.
Fucking faker. Get out.
How dare you
Mom fuck you and your gay crusty angel you’ve been topping the tree with for like 20+ years. This Christmas we do shit MY way, and that means Alduin sits on top of the fucking tree!