I’m wearing a tentacle ring on my right ring finger and one of my co workers noticed and asked me if it was a promise ring. I told him it was a sign of my undying devotion to Cthulhu.
Perfect response.
Tag: cthulhu
Cthulhu Balloon of the Day: When the Bar Mitzvah balloon animal guy makes you a Cthulhu on request, he probably deserves to be internet famous. Probably definitely.
I have a MIGHTY need!
Suddenly, Aquaman isn’t useless.
oh my god this is brilliant
FUCK.
I should probably start kissing Aquaman’s ass to make up for all the times I made fun of him…
Oh dear lord we’re sorry… we’re all so sorry…
Suddenly, everyone felt their heart sink into their chest as they saw him rise from the deep on the head of what would be our doom.
I am Terra 