thepoisonking:

thepoisonking:

iamterra:

thepoisonking:

@iamterra Dude, that was a load of fun. So… here’s the real question, if Blue Eyes is husband material, what does that make the    Ra, Obleisk and Slypher? (It’s been a long time, I forgot how to spell) 

WHY YOU OUTTING ME?! What did I do to deserve this?! It’s totes fine and has been fun lol.

I think Blue Eyes is strong and protective stuff. Good in a husband/mate (Kisara is wife material but yeah) but if we are talking the gods then…
They are like out of reach and take praise in uh… physical worship so to speak. You best be proud if they want your attention so take em up on it and if you are lucky you just might end up being on of their favorite treasures. 

Okay but real talk: There is not a single Pokémon I’d shack up with. EVERY Pokémon is cuddable…but there are times when it can get…weird. No joke. In Pokémon Colloseum there is an old lady in Agate who refers to her Mightyena as her ‘boyfriend’ – and there’s a reason I don’t look at poképorn. However, if you asked me which YGO  card I’d go out with? …..Hang on let me get me get my cards. It’s been a while. 

Honestly? Harpie’s Brother. Though I’m not proud of admitting that XDD ….and there’s no way I’d ever want to be a “God’s special  treasure” 

That is fair. Also Harpie’s brother is a good choice but pretty human for a monster but still a monster I suppose so he still counts.

But

Megatron? Megatron?! Really??
MEGATRON HAS FALLEN! I, STARSCREAM, NOW LEAD THE DECEPTICONS!