its-thehalibut:

My friend: Are you okay?

What I say: Yeah, I’m good.

What I actually mean: I can’t stop thinking about how Tony Stark “adopting” Nebula would be the greatest thing of all time cause like, Nebula’s had a really shit life dealt for her and Tony knows exactly what it’s like to never live up to “Daddy Dearest’s Standards” so he would be the best new dad ever. There’s also the fact that Tony’s an engineer and Nebula is two screws away from being an android, so we could have a really cute parallel of Tony fixing Nebula emotionally while actually fixing her body parts to make them hurt less. Just imagine Tony bringing her home to Pepper from Titan and being like, “This is Nebs. She’s scary and could kill me with her pinky toe, but she’s been neglected by a purple grape. I’ve known her for less than a week, but I love her. Can we keep her, Pepper? Please?” Of course, Nebula would act all stony and emotionless, but deep inside she’s secretly hopeful that, especially after losing her sister, there is someone in the galaxy who will simply appreciate her for who she is and doesn’t expect more than she can do-

thexmenarebetterthanyou:

subsilvernight:

localtrickster:

I’m fucking losing it at Logan ignoring the Avengers

Avengers: Hey Logan share your popcorn.

Logan: What popcorn?

the avengers: hey logan whats your number we need to add you to the group chat

logan, visibly texting the x men: i dont have a phone

And here I just immediatly thought it was because he was short and with only one row in front of him no one would be dumb enough to sit directly in front of him.

Why Captain America and the Avengers are racists

fuckyesdeadpool:

Before we begin, I don’t hate Captain America or the Avengers. At least, not not any more than any other X-Men stan.

There is a misconception about them from people who base a lot of their knowledge off of the MCU and without the proper context some things that have happened and are happening seem outrageous and OOC to these fans. It causes fandom drama because people who are primarily X-Men fans have known a whole other side to the Avengers, and specifically Captain America.

So, just hear me out.

Captain America is a racist.

Mutants are legitimate race

In the Marvel universe, specifically the 616 which is what we used to refer to the main comic continuity, mutants are an actual race. They were created to be an allegory for all marginalized people and so unlike characters like Captain America who was mutated and is categorized as a “mutate” the X-Men, and other mutants, belong to the “mutant race” which can and does intersect with all other races. Some people argue that just being an allegory isn’t enough, that they aren’t actually good representation, but you would be hard-pressed to find a straight white able-bodied cis man in the X-Men.

Havok

is a good example. He is a straight white able-bodied cis man who also happens to be a mutant. When he joined the Avengers he did so by making a public statement that he didn’t want to be known as a mutant

This is the equivalent of saying “your race doesn’t matter, we are all a part of the human race”

Kitty, a bisexual Jewish WOC and one of the highest-ranking X-Men, spoke for most of the mutants when she dismissed him

More than anything, mutants work best when they are an allegory for disabled people despite the fact that many X-Men are also disabled. They best represent people like me, people who are disabled due to a gene mutation. Their existence scares people, your child could be one and you may never know until puberty, the way their body works is scary, some of them are scary to look at but some of them have passing privilege and look like everyone else which means anyone could be one and you’ll never know.

Even the kindest humans (including mutates) who don’t wish them harm agree that the world would be better off without them. It would be safer. People like Captain America are different because they are selected to be given powers that don’t make them look frightening. Sometimes bad people select another bad person (or themselves) and give them powers but they can be easily targeted by the likes of Captain America and taken care of. Mutants can come out of nowhere, anyone can be one with the right recessive genes.

Throughout the years we have seen them go through genocide after genocide, internment camps, programs to make them human again (think straight camp or faith healings), required genetic testings to root them out of the population, segregation, etc. all the bad things that happened to marginalized people in the world.

What does this have to do with the Avengers?

The Avengers are sort of specialized police team. They have the same problems we have with police in the real world. The Avengers are a group of selected superpowered people used only to fight the world’s biggest problems, like alien invaders. Worldwide genocide (amongst the other things we listed) is arguably one of the world’s biggest problems and we’ve seen that it’s something they actually address. Captain America himself was ironically created to fight Hitler and the extermination of the Jewish race and we’ve seen the Avengers as a team fight genocide time and time again, even off the world with the Kree. The Avengers have never done anything to aid the mutants. They often facilitate their genocide.

What’s the Mutant Massacre?

The example many X-Men fans like to use for this is the Mutant Massacre. The mutant population was very scarce at the time and very divided between passing and non-passing mutants. Mutants without passing privilege tended to have to go underground and one of the largest groups was called the

Morlocks to who lived in the abandoned underground and sewers of New York which they called the Morlocks Tunnels. Their leader was Callisto (well, some of the time Storm was their official leader but she is always busy running the X-Men so Callisto is always in charge)

Obviously mutants without passing privilege have had to stay in hiding or they would be murdered 

So, the Morlocks were targeted and almost all were murdered

Parents lost children

And children lost parents

The only Avenger involved was Thor who came in towards the end, mostly to see the aftermath

but the culprits are still in the tunnel, and his enemy Hela shows up, so he blasts the tunnels

Not one of his best decisions but he got a pass because he didn’t hurt that many people even though he desecrated all the bodies.

This genocide had a huge effect on the mutant population and it’s considered one of the most important events of mutant history so even children are taught about it


Why did the X-Men hold this against the Avengers?

There’s nothing the Avengers could really do, they weren’t there at the time so they couldn’t have joined in the rescue effort but they also stayed silent on the event. The mutant population was almost exterminated, the world was in favor of that the extermination, and the most respected authority figures on earth ignored it.

That, alone, is not why mutants hold a grudge, it’s the fact that things like this continue to happen and the Avengers never step in to help or even tell people “hey, genocide isn’t cool” so the Mutant Massacre is sort of seen as the beginning of their continued failings.

But there are mutants on the Avengers

Yes. Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch are mutants and also Avengers but they have always distanced themselves from the mutant community and even caused a genocide of their own (well, Scarlet Witch did) so they are seen as race traitors. 

Namor is also a mutant but he doesn’t really identify as one. He has always lived separate from mutant communities, specifically in Atlantis, and considers himself Atlantean. He does fight against the Avengers to protect mutants but his justification is never based on race alone. Wolverine and Beast are mutants and a long time Avengers but for some reason get mostly a pass. Wolverine always claims to have no alliances and the two have been rationalized to have not been able to do anything to make the Avengers as a team help although they would leave to fight beside the X-Men. Not everyone forgives them. Arguably the only member (before Unity which we will get to in a minute) that is a mutant and powerful enough to have any sway is Storm but she was a recruit of Shattered Heroes which takes place after the Fear Itself event which was a time when the whole earth was shot to hell thanks to Asgardian drama. She left later

So, why is Captain America singled out?

All this contention between the two groups came to a head during the Avengers vs X-Men event. Thanks to Scarlet Witch’s genocide mutants are nearly extinct at this point but there is some hope because a cosmic entity known as the Phoenix Force is heading toward Earth. Some mutants can become a host for it (mostly women from Jean Grey’s line) and do extraordinary things, like unsterilizing the mutants so there will be a future generation. The Phoenix Force isn’t always helpful. It got the better of Jean Grey and she turned evil but her daughter Rachel was always able to handle it well and now they have Hope who had been training her whole life to be the savior of mutant kind.

The X-Men are preparing for the Phoenix Force, to have Hope host it and save their race. The Avengers are preparing for the Phoenix Force, hoping to avoid the whole ordeal. Captain America goes to the segregated island where the mutants are living to take Hope into custody. She has done nothing but she has no rights and if she’s going to become powerful Captain America wants to be the one in control of her. He isn’t taking her from some evil group, he’s taking her from the X-Men.

Even

Namor sides with the X-Men

Due to Avenger interference the Phoenix Force was broken up and absorbed by a handful of X-Men who use the power to re-fertilize the mutant race and to do humanitarian work all over the world to set an example for what the Avengers could and should have done.

This led to the creation of the meme “Cyclops was right”

Of course it all eventually went to shit because the Phoenix Force wasn’t absorbed into the right vessels but at least now mutants were beginning to be born again.

Captain America was sorry

Afterward Captain America considered their history and realized he had been an asshole so his solution was to put together a new Avenger team called “Unity” that has human members (like himself), Mutants, Inhumans, and Deadpool who is technically a mutate but is always associated with the mutants so he is kind of expected to be a drifter in alliances. Rogue is made the reluctant leader, never having been fond of the Avengers, but always siding with X-Men on their agenda to make peace among all the races.

Meanwhile, the Terrigen mists are traveling over the Earth and when they come into contact with mutants they make them infertile and give them a terminal disease but if they come into contact with latent Inhumans they come into their powers. Obviously these two groups are not getting along.

So, things escalate because the Inhumans now have a new member who can foresee possible futures and everyone is split on whether or not to preemptively stop possible tragedies. The Avengers are divided on how to use this intel but not at all concerned about this new genocide of the mutants.

Cable and Rogue decide to take care of mutant business by themselves.

(Rogue contracted the terminal disease from the Terrigen mists, that’s why her arm looks like that)

Captain America smells drama and then when none of the mutants show up to The Hulk’s funeral (Hawkeye killed him because the Inhuman said that he would destroy the world) he assumes Deadpool is aligning with the mutants despite being by Captain America’s side (he is also annoyed that Deadpool was asking about the Silver Surfer’s penis during the burial)

Of course, Captain America is right and Deadpool is covering for the Mutants which was an easy enough guess because Deadpool’s ex-husband, Cable, is the one leading the “betrayal”  

Cable and Rogue break into government laboratories to find out that humans are experimenting with Terrigen mists. It could be that they’re secretly trying to find a cure but considering that the government tries to either put them in internment camps or exterminate them every year that seems unlikely 

but Captain America follows Deadpool and busts them

Cable and Captain America fight over a briefcase that has the Terrigen mist that the governments have been testing and Rogue gets bored

Deadpool follows the X-Men rule of “follow the highest-ranking woman” and now Captain America is extremely pissed.

Deadpool tries to explain that his allegiance to the mutants is because his daughter is a mutant (and with the Terrigen Mists going around it’s only a matter of time before she dies)

Captain America calls off the Unity team and says probably the worst thing he could think to say to Deadpool

He is, of course, referring to how Deadpool was in Weapon X and was tortured and disfigured

That’s where we are now.

Walking away

I wrote a Bruce Banner ficlet. Glad it lead to an rp ❤ Here’s the fic.

   News only traveled fast if and when SHIELD wanted it to. It also only got passed down to those who needed to know and never any sooner unless Tony found himself wanting to root through the files because he was suspicious of Nick’s actions.

   This time though, there was no heads up and Bruce had found himself frozen in place. “Betty?” He murmured confused at first. His vision focused now that he had glasses and as fate would have it, Dr. Betty Ross was indeed on the other side of the glass door. Her conversation muted as she conversed with the wild card agent of SHIELD, Pat. 

   Still standing in place, Dr. Banner found himself flooded with an assortment of questions and feelings. Betty was here! She was live and standing on the other side of the door! Was she working with SHIELD? Why had no one said anything? Where had she been all this time? Did she even know he was there? 

   The conversation with between the two women ended with a flirtatious grin on the secret agent’s lips even after she turned and gave a wave over her shoulder. The door sliding open to reveal the two scientists to one another and it was made clear that the woman had been surprised to see her old flame standing on the other side.

   “Betty,” her name the only thing he could get out before the brunette moved her clipboard closer to herself while walking around the stunned medic. “Betty, wait!” 

   “I have work to do, Dr. Banner.” The sound of heels clicking against the steel grey floor echoing lightly as she pressed onward. The formality of using his title more than enough proof to show that she was still upset with him. “I’m also informed that you do as well so I suggest you get back to that.”

   “Please, Betty! Please wait,” Bruce begged as he at last found the strength to move his legs that felt as if the bones were as solid as jello. “I’m sorry, Betty! I’ve changed this time. I really have. Betty, just let me explain,” he pleaded.

   Stopping in place, the woman turned around to face her pursuer. “Explain what? How you let me down? You allowed the Hulk out. You did that and in doing so destroyed everything we had been working for.” Her gaze heated and barring down into Banner’s who flinched at the accusations. 

   “Yes, I let him out but I swear I only did it to protect everyone. To protect you.” Sympathy was still absent from that cold glare he was still receiving. “I thought the research lost wasn’t as important as lives.”

   “We lost everything we had been working for, Bruce. Everything!” The two so wrapped up in their spat that they did not notice the audience they had collected further down the hall. “You promised me that you had it under control.”

   “I did!” Bruce cried. “I had to stop them and the Hulk was the only way to do that.” The memory of seeing several of his old lab mates being gunned down by an unknown agency flashing behind his eyes. Their bodies riddled with bullet holes that gushed out fresh blood. The guns turned onto Betty and her father who would have been mowed down in the attack had Bruce not interfered just then. Bullets bouncing off Hulk’s flesh like raindrops and just as fatal. 

   Pink lips moved back to reveal perfectly white teeth that were clenched together long enough to make a tsk. “You killed people. You killed just as many as you saved, Bruce! My father nearly died because of you!” Long fingernails scratched against the back of the clipboard as the woman recalled the same event flashing through her ex’s mind.

   “I’m sorry,” he whispered. “I really am but Betty, please, you have give me another chance! I-I can’t stop thinking about it. I can’t stop thinking about you and how sorry I am. Please-”

   “No, Bruce.” Her anger still showing even as the man before her was collapsing into a state of emotional relapse. “You’ve been nothing but trouble. I should have listened to my father when he said that you were not good enough for me. I’m done with you. I’m done with you and all your emotional bullshit.” 

   Shaken by every word and choking on the air his lungs so desperately craved, the gamma expert struggled to force out an endless apology that appeared to be lodged tightly in his esophagus. Tears running down his face to show his regret where words failed.

   “And if you cared for me at all, you’ll stay away from me.” The woman turning to walk away and ignoring the man she left behind yet again who collapsed to his knees, hand over his face as he cried into it. His sorrow and regret that he had been struggling to hide all this time pouring to the surface as he curled into himself, weight of the world seeming to rest squarely on him, compressing him into the emotional wreck he could not longer pretend to not be.

      “I’m so sorry,” he choked. “So sorry,” he struggled to repeat over and over. His audience still unknown to him as he could not longer see through the tears but even if he had known they were there, he would not have been able to hide his unstable emotions. His apology going on ignored by the still bitter Betty Ross.