askthefuturethiefking:

By dark side, do you mean his crazy twin brother? Because yes, I know him. It seems they keep him locked up in the palace so he doesn’t cause trouble, and every now and then he escapes.

For some reason he always ends finding me and annoying the fuck out of me. I wouldn’t know if he is annoying, creepy, or scary. Probably the three of them. But he always brings some gold for drinks, so even if our nights end with violent, drunken brawls and even more violent make out sessions, it’s not like I can refuse free alcohol, can I?

Yes- my ask was answered~ And oh gods- it’s so perfect.