I just got something in the mail from my Health Insurance peeps and it’s all tips and whatnot about when expecting babies.
Immediate reactions
1. Laughter.
2. Tosses it out.
3. “…I know I am a trans man who hasn’t been laid in like 6 years but what do they know that I don’t about myself?”
4. Knows there is not a chance in this world that I am somehow pregnant but still WTFing like a spaz because WHAT IF.
5. Snorts because I am clearly over thinking the impossible.
6. Posts about it.