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Worst people to randomly body swap with:

psychadelicninja:

foxsgallery:

lunanovainfinite:

sableaire:

  • Violin soloist in the middle of a philharmonic performance
  • The person in charge of counting down a rocket launch
  • Someone in the middle of an elaborate revenge plot or with a really bad hangover
  • The flyer in a cheer squad
  • Scratch that last one, even worse, a Cirque du Soleil performer
  • A preschooler, but specifically the unsupervised one that has just put a caterpillar in their mouth
  • Coyote Peterson
  • person involved in an intense game session
  • Jackie Chan in the middle of filming a particularly stupid and dangerous stunt

• A race car driver about to start a very very long race

• A pilot getting ready to land a plane

• Someone that is in the middle of being knocked out for surgery

• A thief in the middle of a hiest

• Anyone swimming with the sharks

• A ballet dancer in the midst of lifting their partner

noselfpreservation:

I’m going to be offering $5 sketch commissions in order to draw (heh)
in more customers and to get the commissions out quicker.  I cannot
offer digital, and have not been able to for a long time.  The sketches I
will be offering will be ones photoed on my phone and uploaded from
said phone.

I’m saving up to get a $499.00 Mac mini desktop
computer.  After that I will be offering digital commissions, and go
back to my normal prices (and I am offering more than just bust sketches, message me for info).  I will also be able to start up a drawing
Youtube channel and set up a Patreon.

Message me if you’re interested in commissioning me or if you have any questions (like what I am willing to draw, etc.)
Thank you so, so much for your time.♥

“Don’t quit your day job!”

I get it. I suck at singing. Just tell me to please stop because I am sick of hearing you say that everytime I am enjoying myself.

You aren’t funny. It will never be funny to me. Know why, overnight coworker guy?

Because it reminds me of my parents. The people who are meant to encourage their kids but instead told me every time I was happily singing to myself that I sucked. That I should leave the singing to my brother. That I will never amount to anything and will die alone.

I told you before that I did not find your saying funny and wish you would just ask me to quiet down

But nah. You make sure to get my attention to tell me that every time. Every time. Do you like making me cry? Are my tears funny to you?

And I was having such a nice night… But you know… Terra isn’t allowed to ever enjoy himself.

howtobangyourmonster:

kurara-black-blog:

howtobangyourmonster:

“Oops, dropped your coat!” You cheerfully pick up the soft fur coat off the floor and carefully drape it back over the person’s chair. They stare at you with wide, stunned eyes. They’re remarkably attractive. You awkwardly wave at them and go sit down at your table.

They’re a selkie, you “gave” them back their coat, you now have a gorgeous and besotted selkie spouse. Hey, they don’t make the rules.

The next day, the attractive person you met shyly approaches you and gives you a little box with a ring inside. You blush, a little confused, and stare at them.

“I… Isn’t this… An engagement ring?”

“Well… We… We should get married by human customs as well.”

“… What?”

IT GOT BETTER