writing-prompt-s:

Demons and angels collect human souls as part of a trading card game, dueling with decks made from them, and are taking it very seriously. In the ever-shaping meta, you have just become a very sought-out staple.

This will be the next Yu-Gi-Oh! spinoff.

Yu-Gi-Oh! Crossroads

thepoisonking:

thepoisonking:

iamterra:

thepoisonking:

@iamterra Dude, that was a load of fun. So… here’s the real question, if Blue Eyes is husband material, what does that make the    Ra, Obleisk and Slypher? (It’s been a long time, I forgot how to spell) 

WHY YOU OUTTING ME?! What did I do to deserve this?! It’s totes fine and has been fun lol.

I think Blue Eyes is strong and protective stuff. Good in a husband/mate (Kisara is wife material but yeah) but if we are talking the gods then…
They are like out of reach and take praise in uh… physical worship so to speak. You best be proud if they want your attention so take em up on it and if you are lucky you just might end up being on of their favorite treasures. 

Okay but real talk: There is not a single Pokémon I’d shack up with. EVERY Pokémon is cuddable…but there are times when it can get…weird. No joke. In Pokémon Colloseum there is an old lady in Agate who refers to her Mightyena as her ‘boyfriend’ – and there’s a reason I don’t look at poképorn. However, if you asked me which YGO  card I’d go out with? …..Hang on let me get me get my cards. It’s been a while. 

Honestly? Harpie’s Brother. Though I’m not proud of admitting that XDD ….and there’s no way I’d ever want to be a “God’s special  treasure” 

That is fair. Also Harpie’s brother is a good choice but pretty human for a monster but still a monster I suppose so he still counts.

But

Megatron? Megatron?! Really??
MEGATRON HAS FALLEN! I, STARSCREAM, NOW LEAD THE DECEPTICONS!

thepoisonking:

@iamterra Dude, that was a load of fun. So… here’s the real question, if Blue Eyes is husband material, what does that make the    Ra, Obleisk and Slypher? (It’s been a long time, I forgot how to spell) 

WHY YOU OUTTING ME?! What did I do to deserve this?! It’s totes fine and has been fun lol.

I think Blue Eyes is strong and protective stuff. Good in a husband/mate (Kisara is wife material but yeah) but if we are talking the gods then…
They are like out of reach and take praise in uh… physical worship so to speak. You best be proud if they want your attention so take em up on it and if you are lucky you just might end up being on of their favorite treasures. 

Okay Terra: Ryou, Marik, Malik, Seto Kaiba, Siegfrid, Yugi, Ishizu, Rishid, Bakura, Akefia, Mokuba, Toon Blue Eyes, Regular Blue Eyes. I am very hyper but I’m not sorry XDD

Oh my RA! Alright- time to do this!

Ryou Bakura:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

Marik Ishtar: 
Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

Malik Ishtar:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

Seto Kaiba:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

Siegfried Von Schroeder:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

Yugi Muto:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

Ishizu Ishtar:
Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

Rishid Ishtar:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

Bakura:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY


Akefia:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY


Mokuba Kaiba:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

Toon Blue Eyes:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

Blue Eyes: 

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

Garra, Beerus, Misa Amane, Mai Valentine, Hisoka, and Akefia- GO!

thepoisonking:

OH HOLY FUCK HERE WE GO. (I totally deserve this – also, please clarify which Garra we’re talking about because I am confuse and having an anti-nerd moment in which I can’t quite figure out who that is XDD;;   ))
Beerus: 
Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY  – The guy looks like a mulnutrished Mewtwo crossed with one  of those hairless minxes   with an ancient egyptian loin cloth. Sure if you’re into that…but I’ll pass. (I’d happily keep him as a friend though yup, yup) 

Misa Amane: 
Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY  – Unpopular opinion time: I would totally date her. She’s got loyalty to a fault and I fucking admire that. I take everything into account and if I was her Light? Eh. Then maybe.  

Mai Valentine: 

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY – She’s  BEAUTIFUL. I definitely wouldn’t  say no. 

Hisoka: 
Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY – I am pretty sure you all saw this coming and if you didn’t…you don’t know me very well at all XDD 

Akefia: 

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY – Read Hisoka. …I’m gay as fuck. No further comments. 

Chaos Dark Magician, Sephiroth, Joey Wheeler, Maximillion Pegasus, Anzu and Atemu 8DD (It’s okay to hate me lmao)

Chaos Dark Magician:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

Sephiroth:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

Joey Wheeler:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

Maximillion Pegasus:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

Anzu:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

Atemu:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

I am sorry but Atem is pretty  but personality bland and I hate him for that. But when he is protrayed as evil then he jumps up to a LORD HAVE MERCY.
Forgive me of my sins.

seto-kaibaes:

i cant help but find it funny that yami marik is listed on the wiki as having the exact same favourite and least favourite foods as regular marik, so for all intents and purposes yami marik canonically hates meat just as much as regular marik. 

yami marik, born of grief and darkness, bringer of unrelenting pain and destruction, cant handle a cheese burger

They share the same body that hasn’t been able to eat meat for years so suddenly changing that diet would have him just vomiting and in intense pain that for once he can no afford to have as a distraction. 

I mean, sure they rather duel a man who is constantly running to the bathroom to deal with his issues but really if Marik did eat meat he’d try to stand his own and just hurl all over the dueling platform adding more gross factor and possibly lose all onlookers from it except say Roland and Seto.
Roland who has to judge the game and try not to sympathy puke as the wind trys to move it closer to him.
Meanwhile Seto has no issues and is just grumpy that Marik hasn’t summoned Ra yet.