its-time-to:

noselfpreservation:

its-time-to:

fuckyeahygo:

freeloader summoner

basically ahahha

the puzzle is useless and it takes 8 years to solve hm

The Puzzle is basically an asshole Gameshark.  XD

omg xD so true

…What about the ‘Ancient Egyptian Laser beams’ that the Ring and Eye have both used for dueling? What of the Rod’s ability to be a dagger and just slaughter people? What of the Ring’s prong being used as hooks to keep itself attached to the user? Were these things not mentioned on purpous or am I really the only one who recalls these things?

linh-linh:

strideer:

striderprovider:

smithcrysaloneasmechgetsbooty:

melonenbrot:

seer-of-tumblr:

cjtheowl:

kawaii-jake-english:

geromylaughingalonewithgeromy:

headcanon karkat

i actually want one of these

‘wassup guys check out my new boob apron’

only when KK is older will I accept it

yes this is karkat

LMAO

All i see is karkat

karkat vantits 

i thought this was mega hilarious and then everyone was like karkat!!!!

nice white wine

Why do you hide your boobies?!?!?!?!

Mindset. (Free verse poem about Marik)

Blood and skin littered the floor,

Pain lingered like an old friend.

Agony was my first memory,

So I vowed to kill them all.

To write my name with their blood,

And dance in Hell’s fire.

I would right the wrongs against me,

And avenge my own cruel birth.

What else were they expecting,

A obedient slave with no will?

Instead they will receive justice,

Torment on Earth before Hell.

I was born from wretched misery,

And for that they will suffer with me.

For I can only forgive them though pain,

Similar to my own birth.

Torture is the gift I was given,

And agony is what everyone shall receive.

For the sins of the father pass down to the son,

And the children will be shown no mercy.

Once I am freed from this prison,

You all will get a taste of true pain.

For from my birth will come your end,

A gift I was given to pass onto others.

There will be no escape,

There will be no peace. 

ladymacbette:

jakenglishsexual:

roughkiss:

rampant-noodle:

ffrikku:

GUYS. STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW.

THIS GIRL IS 6… SIX.

oh my lord this child is too adorable ;w; <3333333

wthI’m20andcan’tdothisdance!!!

ksgfjkwjk THIS IS SO CUTE! I WANT A BACK STORY! ARE THOSE HER BROTHERS? IDK. THIS IS SOOOOO CUUUUUTE!!! SHE JUST LOOKS SO EXCITED, MOUTHING THE WORDS, EXCITED AND PLEASED WITH HERSELF!!! AAAAAH!!! HFJKFGJKW

Seriously watch this. She’s not obnoxious at all, just really freaking cute!

Oh my gosh, this dance is so hard. and she does it very well for her age. ; – ;

cutiie. ❤

She’s ADORABLE!!

They are all three amazing and so full of energy! ❤

Sexy.

I’m sorry, but when I think of what the word Sexy means, I do not think of naked women with huge boobs. I also do not think of men flipping me off while being shirtless with something ridiculousness in their mouth, especially the bottom of their wet t-shirt. Being insulted, seeing tits, or just porn in general is not my ideal of sexy. So, why is it always labeled as such? 

Shouldn’t people dressed up nice be considered sexy? I might not be into men but seeing them dressed sharp by wearing a suit is something I consider to be extremely attractive. Women with their jumblies hanging out and their nips pointed full speed ahead while rubbing their ya-yas is disgusting to me. Why not just label it smut? Or maybe be a bit more descriptive rather then think “Oh hey, this is totally what EVERYONE wants to see when they want to see something sexy. Me rubbing my real naked self covered in car washing suds while eating the fucking sponge.”

But maybe that’s just me being weird. Perhaps those things are the real meaning of the word sexy. Maybe I’m just a tiny bit old-fashioned or something. I just wish I could type that word in by itself and get half of the content found by it to be something that wasn’t pornographic or at least did not show either genders private parts.

~By the confused person in the camo jacket, IamTerra.