WHAT THE FUCK IS MOUNTAIN DEW MADE OUT OF
Magic, clearly. The hard part will be not drinking it all…
WHAT THE FUCK IS MOUNTAIN DEW MADE OUT OF
Magic, clearly. The hard part will be not drinking it all…
Can a sister get a ‘HELL FUCKIN YEAH!’ For my buddy Scott, who protected a woman from her abusive ex! Scott was in the hospital for 8 days! The Asshat attacked him with a box cutter. Nose cut 3/4”, stabbed in the arm (16 stitches), the slash across his chest went through to his left lung puncturing it (30 staples)… He is much better now, but he has a lot of nerve damage across his chest and forearm where he was stabbed. He’s got a long way to go. Let’s see how many reblogs/RTs we can get for this BAMF!
this guy and that girl who punched out the guy joking about raping a girl would make the best couple
bless this guy
I wish my brother was this sort of man.
Some hero material right here.
the three MOST honest minutes in television history. EVER.
wow.. is this real?
My most favorite few minutes in television history. So incredibly true.
Please let me shake this mans hand.
Wow
It was a great and honest speech but had it been real the two next to him would have gone out of their way to cut him off to try and silence him. A vast majority of the crowd would have booed him out of their own ignorance and no one would have gotten to hear this man.
The Avengers meet Harry Potter
sobbing because this is the best thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life
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Livin’ La Vida Loki by this chick right here
He’s into mischief making, telling lies, and casting spells
I see, from his expression, that boy’s charming me as well
He’s into old black magic, new tricks by the firelight
He’s got a new set of plans for every day and nightHe’ll make you disobey your father and get banished down to Earth
He’ll toy with your emotions, and he’ll woo you with a smirk
‘Til he shows to you his worth! (Come on!)Upside, inside out! He’s livin’ la vida Loki!
He’ll jump and smack you down, livin’ la vida Loki.
His hair is black as night, and his intentions are rather smoky.
HE DOES WHAT HE WANTS! Livin’ la vida LokiWoke up on a place called Midgard, in the middle of the night
He took my hammer, said good riddance
Well I guess he’s won this fightHe never drinks the ale but asks for only the best wine
He duplicates and tricks, and will send shivers up your spine
‘Cause that Loki, he’s so fiiiine! (Aw yeah!)Upside, inside out! He’s livin’ La vida Loki!
He’ll fight and take you down! Livin’ la vida Loki!
His eyes are forest green, and they’ll own you indefinitely!
He will make you swoon! Livin’ la vida Loki!He let go of the Bifrost and came crashing down to Earth
He’ll make you live his crazy life and he’ll blow up half the land
‘Til he’s the only one that stands! (Oh yeah!)Upside, inside out! He’s livin’ la vida Loki!
The Avengers don’t stand a chance! Livin’ la vida Loki!
He’ll put on his horned helm, and he’ll blow up New York City!
He will rule us all! Livin’ la vida Loki!Upside, inside out! He’s livin’ la vida Loki!
He’ll jump and smack you down, livin la vida Loki.
Put on that green cape, and conquer all the cities!
HE DOES WHAT HE WANTS! Livin’ la vida Loki!
Tik Tok Loki, by Cassie Thompson
Wake up in the mornin’ feelin’ like T. Hiddy
Grab my cloak I’m out the door I’m gonna rule this city
Before I leave grab my staff and my helmet of brass
‘Cause when I leave for the fight I’m gonna kick some assI’m talkin’ destruction in all the roads roads
Makin’ a bunch of clones clones
Avengers up in my coat coat
Kick boxin’ and castin’ my favorite magicks
Thor’s gonna get his ass kicked
My plans are gonna win thisDon’t stop, freeze the cops
Loki’s pullin’ out all the stops
Tonight Ima fight til I blast that Hawkeye
Tick Tock goes the clock til Loki’s on top, oh
Oh whoa uh oh
Oh whoa uh ohDon’t stop, freeze the cops
Loki’s pullin’ out all the stops
Tonight Ima fight til I blast that Hawkeye
Tick Tock goes the clock til Loki’s on top, oh
Oh whoa uh oh
Oh whoa uh ohAin’t got a family in this realm, but got plenty of Fury
Ain’t got a hammer in my hand, but what’s the hurry?
And now the ‘Vengers are linin’ up ‘cause they hear we got Stark
But we freeze ‘em to the wall unless they got the All-SparkI’m talkin’ ‘bout Bruce gon’ be goin’ Hulk Hulk
All the Captain does is sulk sulk
Coulson gets his donuts in bulk bulkHow how they ‘spect to beat me now now
When I control the town town
The Avengers are goin’ down down
Avengers are goin’ downDon’t stop, freeze the cops
Loki’s pullin’ out all the stops
Tonight Ima fight til I blast that Hawkeye
Tick Tock goes the clock til Loki’s on top, oh
Oh whoa uh oh
Oh whoa uh ohDon’t stop, freeze the cops
Loki’s pullin’ out all the stops
Tonight Ima fight til I blast that Hawkeye
Tick Tock goes the clock til Loki’s on top, oh
Oh whoa uh oh
Oh whoa uh ohOdin, you lie to me, you tell me no
The truth I found it on my ownPut your hands up
I rule you now
I am your king
Get on your kneesYou lie to me, you tell me no
The truth I found it on my ownI am your king
Get on your knees
Get on your kneesNow the destruction don’t stop til I rule all
Don’t stop, freeze the cops
Loki’s pullin’ out all the stops
Tonight Ima fight til I blast that Hawkeye
Tick Tock goes the clock til Loki’s on top, oh
Oh whoa uh oh
Oh whoa uh ohDon’t stop, freeze the cops
Loki’s pullin’ out all the stops
Tonight Ima fight til I blast that Hawkeye
Tick Tock goes the clock til Loki’s on top, oh
Oh whoa uh oh
Oh whoa uh oh
Valve wins for best shirts
I want this.
I need this because of reasons
[I came oh my god]
Yes.
tristan was telling me about how the trolls with holes in them should be put on pencil sharpeners
and because i was bored and had nothing to do, i went and well did that
no i dont hate feferi she was just the first one to pop into my head
oh my god
This is actually awesome.
The Avengers – It’s Raining Men
*sporfles*
i’m laughing and crying why what even is this omg
Yes.
This is perfection!!!
The accuracy of this video… Just YES.
If Loki fell into my arms- I’d die but I’d die happy. XD