The most hilarious thing about the fact Buckbeak had a trial and lost is that later on JKR resolves the issue by having Hagrid take him in again and renaming him Witherwings. That’s literally all it took. What if in POA, Hagrid simply said, “Sorry, Buckbeak flew away.”
“There’s a hippogriff right there, Hagrid.”
“A different hipprogriff.”
“I’m… pretty sure that’s the same hipprogriff.”
“Prove it.”
no dna tests we die like scientifically underdeveloped societies
Prisoner of Azkaban continues to be the most frustrating book
Someone should have just adopted Sirius and started calling him Gerald.
Remus: Erm… this is our new order member, my… cousin Gerald. Gerald White.
“Mr. Lupin that is Sirius Black with glasses!” “Oh come now Minister, Sirius Black doesn’t wear glasses. That wouldn’t make sense.” “Well have Mr. White take off his glasses then!” “He can’t he needs them to see.”
it got better
It’s honestly a miracle to me that wizarding society doesn’t collapse every other week because like
You’ve got this world full of people who can destroy whole buildings or turn people into beetles or make vehicles fly just by waving a stick at them
And there is literally no common sense
Anywhere to be found
Voldemort would never have had anyone find out he was back if he just went around calling himself Steve
Okay, see, I thought I saved this post to comment on it but I’d like to bring up
The Minister would NEVER EVER disbelieve in Gerald White. He’d buy it hook line and sinker. The wizarding world would buy it hook line and sinker. The GOBLINS wouldn’t but wizards have been shown to be pretty blindingly clueless. Still, Gringotts would grudgingly give Sirius access to the Black fortune.
But, but, but, you know the one person
the one person
who Gerald White would drive AB-SO-LUTELY FUCKING BATSHIT?
Severus Snape.
Snape would do everything, EVERYTHING, to get people to believe that it’s Sirius. But the Order would ignore it (they accepted Sirius as Sirius before anyway) and Remus would just be so… so affronted.
‘Severus, he is my cousin.’
And Sirius would love it. He’d love the fact that Snape just hated it. He’d be the BEST DAMN GERALD WHITE EVER b/c Snape is doing everything from dropping veritaserum into his firewhisky to capturing a dementor in a box and releasing it on Sirius when he least expects it
That one causes problems for a bare minute because SHIT A DEMENTOR ATTEMPTED TO GIVE GERALD THE KISS MAYBE SNAPE IS RIGHT except Harry comes forward and is like ‘excuse me, I’ve never committed a crime and dementors are ALWAYS attacking me, I think they’re attracted to glasses’
and the magical community is like ‘shit, yeah, you’re right’
and just
Spare. Snape goes spare.
I WANT TO DRAW ALL OF THIS
I want to draw all of this as a mini comic so badly
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Bakura always had trouble sleeping no matter how late he would stay up, he just could not seem to stay down longer than an hour at best. Nightmare visions dancing behind his eyelids that would also pull his troubled mind further into unease. Nothing ever helped. Calming tea, warm milk, Zzzquil… nothing. Knowing Bakura had troubles sleeping, the often vengeful spirit, Marik, decided to stay up as well. His own troubles sleeping quite different as he always thought of it as something only the weak needed, thus he agreed to stay up and watch b list horror movies on Netflix. There was just something appealing about watching fictional people get murdered in hilarious ways be it by large pythons, fish with razor teeth, or just other men wielding knives, it did not matter. The big tiddied blondes were always amusing to watch them scream and die so slowly along side their bland casted other victims. But something strange happened. by the fifth movie Marik realized there was an odd weight on his shoulder. A mess of soft silver in his face as he turned his head to see what was going on. “Bakura?” No response. Marik moving a little to get a better look only to feel the other shift and lay more against his form. “You okay?” Soft murmurings as an arm reached over his lap and the pale face nestled more against his rest. Was he-? Yes. Bakura had fallen asleep. Ha, weak fool… But then again, Bakura looked peaceful. Maybe…. Maybe there wasn’t something so bad with being weak every now and again. A soft snore coming from the slumbering thief that drew a smile on the Ishtar’s face. Yeah. It was kind of nice having someone let their guard down around him for once. Besides, Bakura never looked more peaceful… Shame the sun was coming up and probably going to take this from him but for the time being… all was well with the world.
His weapon is a Sword AND a Scabbard. The Rod itself has a sheath to hide the sharp end. But for this fusion, the Scabbard is to symbolize the protectiveness of Odion, and the Sword for Marik’s strength. This fusion also has a Light theme: He makes traps and can make them invisible, as well as create small illusions. He stands for Justice, but that can lead to an extreme whenever for good or bad. He can make wings made of light and fly.
Omar is mostly quiet, but don’t test him, he’ll reply to you with a witty remark.
HE IS BEAUTIFUL AND I LOVE HIM!
The color schemes and the flip flop like Harley Quinn’s outfit just makes me happy.
But every time people say Marik they mean the good side whom I have grown up calling Malik so when I read this the first time all I could picture was something like this.
And Marik just upset over his weaker half possessing the body alongside Ryou just makes me laugh because what kind of Deathshipping antics… XD
I love how it’s “The Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll and MISTER Hyde” as in, yeah, they are basically two sides of the same person but only ONE has a doctorate
#unless your bitch ass second personality helped you write that thesis it is your fucking doctorate
First we see Ryou and Marik making friends with one another and comparing hand sizes a very common thing for kids because comparing is just what one does. Shoes size, hand size, height, how far one can spit… wonderful childish things.
And then as a couple. Holding hands together and realizing how much they changed with time and this time with more teasing because it’s fun to rib your significant other at times and Ryou is just positively precious when his feathers get ruffled.
I am Terra 