buffbon:

gotitforcheap:

so new york times did a fashion profile of the people that work at tumblr 

i’m convinced every tumblr update since the day this was posted has been this man’s revenge on us for making fun of his belttie

I did this in high school because of a book we had to read called A Separate Peace where one of the main characters wore a purple tie (that was part of the school uniform) as a belt and managed to talk his way out of trouble.

This only really stuck with me all these years because it was the first and only class assigned book we had to read where I was certain the main chracters were gay for each other and I remember really enjoying that so when it came down to doing a project for it my partner for it and I wore purple ties for belts like Finny did. 

mbmbam-quotes:

Justin: Stop. Stop. This needs to be addressed. My first thought was the tunnel of love, right? Okay, but stop for a second and think.

Griffin: Oh my god – holy shit Justin! You’re right!

Justin: Seriously though. Media has perpetrated a lot of lies on us growing up as kids, especially like, old cartoons. I’ve never, in my entire adult life – I’ve traveled all across this great land of ours, I’ve never, ever, ever seen a tunnel of love. I’ve seen a fake Mario Brothers castle that kids could run around in and fall and die. Like, I’ve seen a spaceship that spins around so fast that you stick to the walls. I’ve never seen a tunnel of love in my entire life.

Griffin: Because essentially what a tunnel of love is, is a timed hand-job challenge. Are you tough enough?

Justin: Can you jack it?

Griffin: You have 118 seconds, go! Uh-oh, look up ahead. Do you hear the clown music? You better hurry! You better hurry and finish to the clown music!

Travis: That’s when the camera flashes.