How about I seduce the goblin with my shaved 6-pack

dealingwithaces:

aeriktirel:

lordsoth42:

elsajeni:

geostatonary:

outofcontextdnd:

-A werewolf named Chad

how… what is… did you just have this art lying around?? was it in a box labeled In Case Of Goblin Seduction 6-Pack Joke Break Glass? apparently this is a Magic card and I have a lot of questions for Magic: The Gathering right now

I can never remember this card’s real name because everyone just calls it “Abs of Treason”

The card name is “Enthralling Victor”. It has a ‘spiritual sequel’ card in terms of artwork called “Captivating Crew”, drawn by the same artist:

Abs of treason

glitchinthesystemspiderbyte:

Target Practice

Written by K&E @glitchinthesystemspiderbyte
Illustrated by @illegalanger

This was a really great collaboration.

We have lofty ambitions, so expect a lot more of this! 

Also, if you haven’t followed @illegalanger yet, you really should. There’s some solid talent over there that’s in need of a lot more appreciation, if you ask us.

Remember: we’re always taking prompt suggestions!