“okay but I mean, what would an evil Hufflepuff even look like”
I think I’m the only person who really likes that Malik’s father was an abusive asshole. I feel like Malik actually loved that man but at the same time truly hates him as well. And I am glad to see it if only because I can relate to it so hard. …I also laughed uncontrollably when Marik come out and murdered that man because I wanted to do the same thing but never could bring myself to do it, which was/is for the best.
Yeah. Random thoughts to have on Fathers Day. Woot.
Me: *mentions Yu-Gi-Oh*
Friend: you need to grow up
Me: you need to stfu and believe in the heart of the cards.
I wish Bakura had possessed Mokuba during Duelist Kingdom. It would have been so amusing to see him parade about as a 4′6″ kid instead of a 5′7″ teen. It would have been even more amusing once Yugi and Yami won against Pegasus only for Mokuba to return to his body.
Imagine when Seto comes to and takes him home. ‘Mokuba’ acting more like his Season Zero self and trying to torture/murder Yugi at some point only for Seto to see the Ring and realize it has something to do with that stupid friendship cult and takes it from him. Naturally there is a bit of a fight over it but Seto is just stronger and more combat ready then his brother could ever be, possessed or not. He keeps the Ring in his office only to pick it up and glare at it.
Imagine the Ring fucking trying to murder Seto- because the items actually choose their hosts! The prongs embedded in the elder Kaiba brother’s wrist and draining him of life till Bakura realizes Seto would make a far superior host!
He manages to posses Kaiba and they immediately go off to challenge Yugi to another duel. Bakura is about to win and Seto just fucking takes over and denies him victory because HE is the only person allowed to beat Yugi!
I just- yeah… It would have made a great AU of some kind.
Apparently my director went to see a production of West Side Story a few years ago, and the guy playing Chino forgot his gun before coming out for his final scene. Once it got to the big scene where he is supposed to shoot Tony, he screeched “Poison Boots” and kicked the actor playing Tony until he went down. The girl playing Maria then had to jerk the shoe off of Chino’s foot, and had to do the gunshot scene asking “How many kicks Chino? How many kicks, and one kick left for me”.
There should be a blog dedicated to theatrical urban legends. Like that opening weekend of Dracula where Dracula (still hungover) vomited all over the audience during the first stage direction that everyone has a friend of a friend that worked on the show and was there.
or the one where the bridge never came out for Javert’s suicide and so he just pretended to stab himself and then lay there until the lights went out
best story i heard was when a friend of mine saw a show where juliet forgot to bring the dagger out on stage so she just ripped the squib out of her chest and blood squirted everywhere
During a passion play a friend of my brother was supposedly in, one of the roman soldiers who was supposed to stab jesus on the cross and accidentally grabbed the wrong spear- he was supposed to grab one with a fake tip, but instead he grabbed one with an actual metal tip and, well
Jesus screamed “JESUS CHRIST YOU STABBED ME”.
Since that Jesus had to be taken down due to a bad case of stab-itis, the backup Jesus came in, but he weighed significantly less than the original Jesus- which would have been fine, except that at the end the cross was supposed to ascend upwards with Jesus on it, and the weights hadn’t been adjusted.
So Jesus, instead, ROCKETED UP into heaven (or, just, above the stage).
This is wild from start to finish
I was in Peter Pan once and one night at a performance, the adhesive holding our Hook’s mustache on was wearing off. It was near the end with a big fight scene and when he got attacked, he let his mustache fall and went “YOU RIPPED MY MUSTACHE OFF!” in a scandalized tone and it added a new note of hilarity to the whole scene (which was supposed to be funny anyway)
In my seventh grade play, which was a midsummer night’s dream, Thisbe didn’t have a sword so she stabbed herself with a coathanger
My junior year we were doing Romeo and Juliet and after Juliet poisons herself it was supposed to go dark and she’d get off the stage. well the light crew accidentally turned them back on and Juliet who was sitting up slammed back down on the wooden bed with a loud bang. To which my theater teacher says into the com “zombie Juliet” and everyone who heard that had to keep as quiet as possible while our eyes were filling with tears.
i attended my county’s performing arts high school majoring in vocal studies, (mostly geared towards musical theater and opera styles) and once a year we got a field trip to new york (we were in jersey, so it’s not exactly far). we would do one touristy thing, an actor’s workshop with friends of our teachers working in various performing industries in nyc, and then see a show.
my first year doing this, our industry contacts were 1 actor, 1 casting director, and 1 producer to get different aspects of the business, and they all gave us amazing advice and told fantastic stories. the actor in question was Zazu on Broadway’s The Lion King for several years, and told the best story by far.
in The Lion King, there are only two pieces of pre-recorded noise in the whole show. one, when Pumbaa does a MASSIVE fart while fighting the hyenas, and the other being Mufasa saying REMEMBERRRRRR as Simba climbs Pride Rock. the actor told us while struggling not to laugh that, during one night’s performance, someone forgot to flip the tape of these pre-recorded noises.
so, at the end of the show, the great climax where Simba finally accepts his place in the Circle of Life, the heavens parted and-
-Deadpool is insecure
-Deadpool has chronic pain
-Deadpool is submissive in bed
-Deadpool is pansexual
-Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips
-Deadpool is a blonde
-Deadpool’s initials are WWW
-Deadpool had an abusive father
-Deadpool’s mother died from cancer
-Deadpool fell in love with a teenager
-Deadpool left her because he didn’t want to hurt her
-Deadpool had a daughter
-Deadpool didn’t believe she was his because she was too beautiful
-Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter’s dead body by Cap and Wolverine
-Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids
-Deadpool is good with kids
-Deadpool can’t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong
-Deadpool hates himself
-Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting
-Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead
-Deadpool reads his own comics
Conclusion:
Wade Winston Wilson is a beautiful man who must be protected.
adding: Deadpool is a rape victim and he would never, ever disrespect ladies nor try to force himself on anyone (i felt the need to add this especially because most of his dudebro fans trully believe that he would take ladies by force).
Imagine a world where Pegasus isn’t there when Cyndia dies. Because his father tells him things like “you can’t miss another meeting because of her” “she’d want you to go” “she has the best damn doctors in the world nothing will happen while you’re gone for fifteen minutes”
So begrudgingly he goes and promises his sweet gentle love that he’ll be back in less than a half hour. Okay? …okay..
And the meeting takes longer than it’s supposed to. And Pegasus’ phone rings and all the older businessmen grumble about how unprofessional that is and he gets up and walks to the other side of the room and his father follows him and the doctors leave a silence hanging and then “she’s gone… we’re so sorry we-” but everything else that comes out of their mouth is nothing more than muffled garbage as the world kind of goes a bit dark on Pegasus
and his father grabs him by the shoulder intending to tell him to get back to the meeting YOU’RE EMBARRASSING ME BOY
and Pegasus’ arm snaps out and takes a hold of his father’s throat in one moment of blind rage and really squeezes you never approved of her how she let me be who I wanted of me of my dreams this is all your FAULT
he levels probably the last look he and his father ever share as the man is gasping for air in a grip that should be too strong for the boy who chased dreams of being an artist- and then Pegasus lets him go, lets him fall to the floor running after his breath and making threats while all the other men in the room shrink back in fear and Pegasus leaves and goes to Cyndia’s bedside and begs for forgiveness that he knows he’ll never get because she’s already gone
I’m not a drug dealer. -realizes that is what one would say- ….Well, fuck.
I find this super adorable but at the same time I am staring at the Puzzle on the desk in the background wondering why there are suddenly two Puzzles and why there isn’t a Bakura trying to take the one no one is paying attention to.
I am Terra 