y’all need to know what happened in the spanish masterchef last night

booksandwarlocks:

okay so we’ve got sweet little laura here

laura is 8 years old. even though she’d been constantly ignored and undervalued by some of the other contestants because of her age, she was definitely one of the best. everyone thought she’d definitely get to the final.

last night was the semifinal.

she wasn’t doing too badly until the last test, which was so hard that it had only ever been done in the grown-up masterchef. the contestants had to follow the instructions of a professional chef who cooked at the same time they did. it was not a test in which you could afford to waste time or get distracted.

and laura, poor, sweet, tiny laurita, whose pots and pans were almost as big as she was, got burnt.

she tried so, so hard to carry on with the test. she knew that having the burn treated would take up too much valuable time, so she kept cooking. but she couldn’t. the burn was bad, she was fighting back tears, and even the judges were starting to get worried. she had to go.

at this point, spain began to cry.

everyone thought it was game over for her. she’d be too far behind when she came back. there was no way she’d be able to make up for lost time.

BUT THEN

SWEET CINNAMON ROLL LUKAS SWOOPED IN AND COOKED IN HER PLACE AND TOOK CARE OF HER DISH AND INGREDIENTS WHILE HE WAS COOKING HIS OWN THING

THIS WAS THE SEMIFINAL AND HE WAS PUTTING HIS PLACE IN THE FINAL AT RISK SO HE COULD HELP HIS FRIEND

HERE YOU CAN PRACTICALLY SEE THE JUDGES AND THE CHEF ASKING THEMSELVES IF THIS IS REAL LIFE

SPAIN WAS BAWLING

and then laurita came back with a heavily bandaged hand. she tried to continue, but it was too much for her since she was basically cooking with one hand.

AND LUKAS KEPT HELPING HER

in the end, laura had to leave for good. she just couldn’t cook. she tried, though, and she was asked if she wanted to leave twice before she said yes.

and so our princess left.

thankfully, at least something good happened. lukas made it to the final, and most of spain is rooting for him.

these kids are angels, guys, and i’m crying. i’m crying so much.

sansapapyrus:

sansy-fancy:

nsfwanimenewb:

ravi-o-li:

pig-demon:

[^^^ warning. nsfw rapping about male genitalia]

>says they’re gonna work on important projects.
>proceeds to make this for the past 4 hours.
the punchline is asgore is adorable and sans has no peepee but can somehow take a piss. shuttup.

song: Ex-Boyfriend by Lil Dicky

Pffff Holy shit

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! xD

((what the actual…? xD))

Omfg

ygopictime:

confeito9!

This just makes me want to write a weird little one shot of them somehow ending up in a large crate box together or something with Seto getting flustered because he’s only recently been noticing various people are attractive to him and he’s currently stuck on Marik’s lap.
Meanwhile Marik is totally comfortable with his sexuality and is trying to figure out what Kaiba’s deal is because he is strangely quiet in a situation where they both could end up dead. ‘What a weirdo… Is he even going to try to help find a way out or is he content just dying like this?’ hubrishipping

Dear present day self

Please learn to let the past go.

Get over it. Seriously. 

You are killing yourself with it and if you keep focusing on it than you really are going to die alone.

Don’t rely on old promises you made to people you know are dead or do not even remember who you are. 

Don’t start cutting because you know you have an addictive personality. Don’t self harm because you know you’ll take it too far. Don’t not act on it because you fear letting others down. Don’t start because that is what it best for you.

Your friends love you. So stop listening to the doubt in your head that sounds eerily like your parents.

Please. Please just let it all go. 

But if you do end up doing something stupid… For the love of God, get back up. Don’t just keep wishing to die. Please get up… Please.