“Don’t quit your day job!”

I get it. I suck at singing. Just tell me to please stop because I am sick of hearing you say that everytime I am enjoying myself.

You aren’t funny. It will never be funny to me. Know why, overnight coworker guy?

Because it reminds me of my parents. The people who are meant to encourage their kids but instead told me every time I was happily singing to myself that I sucked. That I should leave the singing to my brother. That I will never amount to anything and will die alone.

I told you before that I did not find your saying funny and wish you would just ask me to quiet down

But nah. You make sure to get my attention to tell me that every time. Every time. Do you like making me cry? Are my tears funny to you?

And I was having such a nice night… But you know… Terra isn’t allowed to ever enjoy himself.