vampireapologist:

so for a few months I’ve been seeing this dude with a HILARIOUS pickup truck that has a decal on the tailgate that makes it look like bigfoot is lying down in the bed seductively, using a raccoon to cover up his unmentionables, but it’s ALWAYS at night I see him so i can’t get a photo of it when I’m stopped behind him at a red light bc my headlights make a glare.

and I was telling Brie and my mom about this yesterday and as the universe so conspired, Brie went to the dentist today and discovered that we share the same one.

I have been REELING about this ALL DAY

@breathlessisthehunt your one friend from work should see this. XP