FINISHED OMFG.
It was supposed to be goofier and more farcical, and then I started overthinking and ascribing symbolism to the centrepiece and just, yay, done.
Thank you so much to anyone that commented, liked, reblogged, anything! I promised a page 10/gag page thing, and that is here, and actually relevant to the second ‘episode’ if ever it gets made (so please forgive me for pulling the whole “HAH IT WAS A DAYDREAM” thing. It’s only temporarily a daydream! And if you read it with the knowledge that Hannibal is daydreaming, it’s even weirder).